i know i"m sopose to tell about myself and the horrible thing that happend to me (and not for the first time...!) but something rather incredible happend today: daddy J. let some of the flying dogs out of the cage ( they are wired: their fur is bizzar and they run in the air, i know the're dogs cuse they bark like me and my brothers gershwin and michah) then dad turned off the light and went downstairs to shower. i went with him. the house was dark only the basement was lit. daddy got ready for the showe, i was behind the gate-i'm not aloud to get into the bathroom downstairs since the indor sharp legged dogs have thir grass and trees there and what they do is soooo yummy! and that basicly the reason i'm not aloud in there.humans are stupid sometimes: think about all the mony they could save in doogfood! and it tastes so much better too! not only my humans not let me eat it they throgh it out! i guss thire tast buds are simply infirior then ours....what a waist!.....
anyway suddenly taj the flighted dog daddies say is a little bit dumb came flying by and landed on daddy J's head. it means he had to fly from his room ( me micah and gersh share the bedroom with dads...) throgh the dark hallways then down the stairs, turn around the corner and then reach dad. complicated ha? maybe he dosent ride the shortbus after all. oh wait a second he is dumb! instead of having a feast he took a shower with dad and under the water too! how stupid is that?!
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