cover and undercover

have u noticed that unlike us, dogs, people are not always what they seem to be?- they may act kind but their body says i hate dogs, they may say they dont like us but thir body would say otherwise. daddy J. told me today that somtimes people sound and behave grate and he thinks they are great people, and then somthing happens that changes the whole view of a long friendship.

i told daddy he sould have just sniffed this person's butt, that would tell him all about this person, and may have saved him future heartaice. i think both my dads are such good friends becuse they check each other's butts very often. i know they like what they find. so why didn't dad do it with his friend?-beyond me. but then again i'm just a dog.

ignasio the dog

well ignasio finelly came back he's no longer a sharp nailed dog, just a dog now. lets hope the fkying dogs r going to be safe now....

personal hygiene

i dont understand how humans are so primitive, they cant even lick clean there own jenitals, well lucky 4 daddys they have each other to help them do so....

spinal tap...:-(

daddy J. had a spinal tap on friday. so he's a little bit sore. but still he humped and then got humped by daddy s. so they were very happy all day i still dont understand who is dominant but then again people are really wired.
next time: my baby brother micah, daddy j.'s trip to NY and finelly the bad thing that happend to me.

ignasio update

my friend is back! daddy did take hime to the shelter but they arne't taking any animals now since they r full. so daddy broght him back and if he is under close supervision and probation when the flying dogs are out. daddy's looking for another family for him otherwise he will have to be declawed- a process that will make him a regular dog i guess since he won't have sharp nails no more- it will be good for me becuse he won't be able to scratch me when i carry him around, but daddy j. is sad since he and his buddies do not belive in that process. anyone wants a sharp nailed dog? i'll post a picture later tonight when dad'll help me with the camera.

international bad hair day

daddy's now pay two of this things that are called mortgage. (till the closing date of the old condo( u know the home w/o my back yard) so the thing called money is tight. daddies needed some stuff for the house so they went to a place called wallmart and came back shocked: daddy j. told me there were so many lesbians- you know those really musculine men without a dick and no mirrors in the house-two of them come over from time to time and eat all the kibble and raw meat from my dish while leaving the rice and raw veggies behind (sorry pam...:-) ) and then spend lots of time licking the sharp-tailed dog. and each and evey one had worse hair then the other...i think it was like when we all went to provincetown on vication...

grandmother.....oy.

today daddy J. spoke on the phone with my grandma from holland. she is a wired human being.
she visited us a number of times before i got the back yard. i think she compeates with dad for the alfa bitch position cuse she barks and growls at him all the time. she looks like she had quite a few littres in her life but unless she just kept one kid from each, i cant figger out how many times she whelped, by the way she looks probably more then 10 or eleven times. she's so well trained in the sit- stay commaned that she hardly moves at all. unless she runs out of those white sticks- she must have bad teeth so she chows those sticks to cleans them, just like i used to chow rawhide before i got pancriatitis, even togh she chows them so fast till smoke comes out of her mouth, her teath dont seem to get better, just worth.
anyway a human that grow-up with dad when he was a pup is getting married to a real female woman of the oposite sex and granni wanted him to cal to say mazal tov,since he hasn't seen or spoke to this person in about 15-20 years he didnt want to so granni barked at dad for about 15 min' till he hung up. i think dad made the right choice when moved to a diffrent country then a diffrent continent about 140 dog's years ago.

good bye ignasio

today ignasio the black and white sharp nailed dog that daddies took in till he'll find a new home but he didnt so he stayed with us, atacked georgi the green and orange flying dog again. daddy J. who actually wanted to keep ignasio had enugh and called the organization and told them ignasio had to leave. they tried to pospone the inevetable yet again (like they did 4 weeks ago) but dad wouldent take no this time. so ignasio is leaving us tomorow we'll miss him but the flying dogs are going to be safe! god knows daddy gave him plenty of 'second and last chances' i think this too is why dad's in a bad mood....

i know i should finelly tell

daddy J. promissed to help me upload the pics today (dosent help i dont have bendeble tumbs- i asked for them 4 x-mas but got a backyard instead....oh well i think i got the better gift its hard being a dog.....) but he was working with the flying dogs again and maya the red and purple one (that hates him even togh before she came here she lived in a tiny cage with no toys for 9 years! and now she has a 4*4*8 ft cage with lots of toys and good food plenty of out of cage time and lots of attention) bit his fingers in several places to the point he needed stiches (if only he went to hospital but he hates them as much as i hate the vet's office) there was blood everywhere!. so he's in a bad mood and dosn't feel like uploading so i'll do it tomorrow or friday after his fingers are better and he feels like sorting my pictures.....daddy S. is in his barber shop singing group if he was here he would play fetch with me....oh well i'll just go to sleep.
woof!, calvin the JRT.

all about me:-

This is me, calvin. i'm a 7 year old JRT. before i tell u about the horrble thing that heppen to me let me provid u with some personal info: i moved in with dads 6.5 years ago. (b4 that i had 6 other homes so i have some issues i discuss with my doggie shrink on a regular basis). before i moved to the house, i lived in a condo, so i used to go to the park a few times a day. from the other dogs i met there i learned that some pups have a mom and a dad (must be so wired) some have just a mom or just a dad and some have two moms ( that must be horrible since i belive one is plenty!. i learned that from daddy J.'s experience but on that some other time) i have two dads: daddy S. loves me and the rest of the gang ,but mostly he's intrested in everything that has a screen or a keyboard ( when they have both he's in heaven) and things that make coffie. daddy J. is really diffrent (maybe that's why they bark at each other all the time, and even thogh they hump each other alot, the're still on the fence regarding who's the leader of the pack. until they finelly deside i have to be the alph dog...it a hard job but someone has to do it...i'm telling you those humans are wired. daddy J. is much more wound up: he's louder then daddy S. and is facinated by us the dogs of the world: the ones that walk scratch and fly. honestly i think he would be lost without us.

maybe he dosn't ride the shortbus after all...

i know i"m sopose to tell about myself and the horrible thing that happend to me (and not for the first time...!) but something rather incredible happend today: daddy J. let some of the flying dogs out of the cage ( they are wired: their fur is bizzar and they run in the air, i know the're dogs cuse they bark like me and my brothers gershwin and michah) then dad turned off the light and went downstairs to shower. i went with him. the house was dark only the basement was lit. daddy got ready for the showe, i was behind the gate-i'm not aloud to get into the bathroom downstairs since the indor sharp legged dogs have thir grass and trees there and what they do is soooo yummy! and that basicly the reason i'm not aloud in there.humans are stupid sometimes: think about all the mony they could save in doogfood! and it tastes so much better too! not only my humans not let me eat it they throgh it out! i guss thire tast buds are simply infirior then ours....what a waist!.....
anyway suddenly taj the flighted dog daddies say is a little bit dumb came flying by and landed on daddy J's head. it means he had to fly from his room ( me micah and gersh share the bedroom with dads...) throgh the dark hallways then down the stairs, turn around the corner and then reach dad. complicated ha? maybe he dosent ride the shortbus after all. oh wait a second he is dumb! instead of having a feast he took a shower with dad and under the water too! how stupid is that?!

how it all began

well a few month ago we moved from toronto to the burbs. (people here are smarter they know u need a big backyard to have a dog) so me my dads my brothers and sisters left our condo and moved into this wonderfull house- so many things to smell so many places to poop. i thoght i'm in doggy heven. everysing setteled down well untill something really disturbing happened. and this is where my storey begins: