cover and undercover

have u noticed that unlike us, dogs, people are not always what they seem to be?- they may act kind but their body says i hate dogs, they may say they dont like us but thir body would say otherwise. daddy J. told me today that somtimes people sound and behave grate and he thinks they are great people, and then somthing happens that changes the whole view of a long friendship.

i told daddy he sould have just sniffed this person's butt, that would tell him all about this person, and may have saved him future heartaice. i think both my dads are such good friends becuse they check each other's butts very often. i know they like what they find. so why didn't dad do it with his friend?-beyond me. but then again i'm just a dog.

ignasio the dog

well ignasio finelly came back he's no longer a sharp nailed dog, just a dog now. lets hope the fkying dogs r going to be safe now....

personal hygiene

i dont understand how humans are so primitive, they cant even lick clean there own jenitals, well lucky 4 daddys they have each other to help them do so....

spinal tap...:-(

daddy J. had a spinal tap on friday. so he's a little bit sore. but still he humped and then got humped by daddy s. so they were very happy all day i still dont understand who is dominant but then again people are really wired.
next time: my baby brother micah, daddy j.'s trip to NY and finelly the bad thing that happend to me.

ignasio update

my friend is back! daddy did take hime to the shelter but they arne't taking any animals now since they r full. so daddy broght him back and if he is under close supervision and probation when the flying dogs are out. daddy's looking for another family for him otherwise he will have to be declawed- a process that will make him a regular dog i guess since he won't have sharp nails no more- it will be good for me becuse he won't be able to scratch me when i carry him around, but daddy j. is sad since he and his buddies do not belive in that process. anyone wants a sharp nailed dog? i'll post a picture later tonight when dad'll help me with the camera.

international bad hair day

daddy's now pay two of this things that are called mortgage. (till the closing date of the old condo( u know the home w/o my back yard) so the thing called money is tight. daddies needed some stuff for the house so they went to a place called wallmart and came back shocked: daddy j. told me there were so many lesbians- you know those really musculine men without a dick and no mirrors in the house-two of them come over from time to time and eat all the kibble and raw meat from my dish while leaving the rice and raw veggies behind (sorry pam...:-) ) and then spend lots of time licking the sharp-tailed dog. and each and evey one had worse hair then the other...i think it was like when we all went to provincetown on vication...

grandmother.....oy.

today daddy J. spoke on the phone with my grandma from holland. she is a wired human being.
she visited us a number of times before i got the back yard. i think she compeates with dad for the alfa bitch position cuse she barks and growls at him all the time. she looks like she had quite a few littres in her life but unless she just kept one kid from each, i cant figger out how many times she whelped, by the way she looks probably more then 10 or eleven times. she's so well trained in the sit- stay commaned that she hardly moves at all. unless she runs out of those white sticks- she must have bad teeth so she chows those sticks to cleans them, just like i used to chow rawhide before i got pancriatitis, even togh she chows them so fast till smoke comes out of her mouth, her teath dont seem to get better, just worth.
anyway a human that grow-up with dad when he was a pup is getting married to a real female woman of the oposite sex and granni wanted him to cal to say mazal tov,since he hasn't seen or spoke to this person in about 15-20 years he didnt want to so granni barked at dad for about 15 min' till he hung up. i think dad made the right choice when moved to a diffrent country then a diffrent continent about 140 dog's years ago.