grandmother.....oy.

today daddy J. spoke on the phone with my grandma from holland. she is a wired human being.
she visited us a number of times before i got the back yard. i think she compeates with dad for the alfa bitch position cuse she barks and growls at him all the time. she looks like she had quite a few littres in her life but unless she just kept one kid from each, i cant figger out how many times she whelped, by the way she looks probably more then 10 or eleven times. she's so well trained in the sit- stay commaned that she hardly moves at all. unless she runs out of those white sticks- she must have bad teeth so she chows those sticks to cleans them, just like i used to chow rawhide before i got pancriatitis, even togh she chows them so fast till smoke comes out of her mouth, her teath dont seem to get better, just worth.
anyway a human that grow-up with dad when he was a pup is getting married to a real female woman of the oposite sex and granni wanted him to cal to say mazal tov,since he hasn't seen or spoke to this person in about 15-20 years he didnt want to so granni barked at dad for about 15 min' till he hung up. i think dad made the right choice when moved to a diffrent country then a diffrent continent about 140 dog's years ago.